Of course you should hire a squirrel for a software engineering position. They're experts in tree-traversal and caching, and they're very well acquainted with kernels.

@Azure The “lachs” part of my nickname is German for salmon, my zodiac sign is Pisces, and I ended up working in streaming media.

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Tōhō, socialism, and a cute mouse.