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i don't believe in an afterlife but i do 100% know for a fact that the person who invented read receipts is going to hell

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you need something life-saving? yeah, we've got it! we've got literally millions of it. billions and even trillions, depending on the thing! food? we got you! insulin? hell yeah! housing? whole neighborhoods waiting just for you! ah, but of course, you can't have any of these things. they are too expensive, whatever that means.

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man bash | sed 's/./&\n/g' | awk -v mx=$COLUMNS -v my=$LINES 'BEGIN{x=y=e=f=1}{if(x==mx||!x){e*=-1};if(y==my||!y){f*=-1};x+=e;y+=f;printf "\033[%s;%sH%s",y,x,$1;for (a=0;a<400000;a++){}}' # Print the bash man page in diagonal lines across the screen.

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@kaniini language-specific package managers are the bane of my existence. the idea that having one makes rust *better* than C somehow just absolutely floors me
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the idea that rust is a systems programming language is just absolutely laughable
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My gf's learning html. Nobody told her that vim's a strange tool for genius programmers, so I just told her it was a normal tool, showed her insert and escape, then let her get on with it.

Half an hour later, I showed her another vim command.

Someone with almost zero education, who can't type properly, is programming in vim because nobody told her it was difficult. I know people who can program in Haskell who aren't sure if they can do vim.

So Telegram leaks phone numbers regardless of privacy settings. Gosh, who would have seen THIS coming?

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I just visited directfb.org/ because it’s listed in that project’s README on GitHub. I am very confused.

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the more i learn about computers, the more i hate them

wont stop using them though
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i find it so very hard to care about movies
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Tōhō, free software and a cute mouse.